The Life Masters

Episode 361: Depardu

Abuse takes several forms, all of them are unacceptable unless you're really funny.

Episode 360: Once Divided, Cannot Stand

Sorry, Jim forgot to launch this one this morning.

Today... come on people... marriage does not have to be like this.

Episode 359: Orange Crush/ Home Alone

Guilt is important, but only when you've actually done somethign to feel guily for.

Oh, and you don't have to tell everyone every detail of your life.

Episode 358: Soft Vengeance/What's Your Price For Flight

A suprise midday Life Masters, you lucky people!

You know that movie scene where someone gets back at an ex with a really sick burn and get all the closure they need? Yeah, nonsense doesn't happen in real life.

Also, nothing is worth being miserable all the time.

Episode 357: Hot Tub Of Fear/Really?

Being devistated after a breakup is fine. Being devistated decades later... not so much. Also, your problems are yours, not anyone elses.

Episode 356: Step 1 Is Not Enough/ Spontaneous Villain

Control your behavior because you can't control how other people react to it.

Episode 355: Party of None/Bite My Wire

It's impossible to guess what someone else is thinking unless they tell you. Remember, you are someone else to other people.

Episode 35: Bailout Guilt/Whose Secret Is This?

This cannot be said loudly, or often, enough... literally, the only thing you can control is your own behavior. That's it. So... you know... do that.

Episode 353: This Chart Will Illustrate How Your Feelings Are Invalid/Easy Street

The thing is, you have no idea what other people are going through, don't always assume that how you see things is correct.

Episode 352: Bad Grandpa/Bad Touch

Everybody has hurt someone elses feelings at one point or another, the difference is that an actual adult takes responsibility when they do it.