The Life Masters

Episode 796: Nobody On A Diet Thinks Your ”Jokes” Are Funny

They really don't.

Episode 795: My Vocabulary Is Intimidating

No, your intelligence doesn't "intimidate" people, your personality is irritating.

Episode 794: Canie Panic

Overreactions are rarely the other person's fault (even if that person is a dog).

Episode 793: Short Boyfriend

There is a lot going on here....

Episode 792: Know It All

Nothing worse thank being the only person who knows EVERYTHING.

Episode 791: Family Staff Member

Just because you decide your family is your road crew doesn't mean they have to accept the position.

Episode 790: Family Ties

I mean... whatever you're comfortable doing... I guess?

Episode 789: Romantic... Felony?

It's like a romantic gesture, but it's more like a crime.

Episode 788: Death By Exposure

Episode 787: Heart of Glass

Pain is not license.