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Episode 40: My Niece the Toucan

February 29th, 2016



When is it appropriate to criticize the appearance of a young, female relative to their parents? We address this delicate issue with our usual tact and decorum.


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Episode 39: Hot Dog Cart

February 19th, 2016



This one is dedicated to all the sanctimonious pricks out there who like to think their shit don't stank. As Andre 3000 said, "just lean a little bit closer and those roses really smell like poo poo poo."


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Episode 38: Moving In?

February 17th, 2016



Sometimes the right answer is so clearly standing in front of us, staring us dead in the eye that we are just unable to see it. For whatever reason, mostly because it's more difficult than we want to admit or deal with, but we just pretend it isn't there. We should stop doing that.



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Episode 37: Two For the Price of One

February 16th, 2016



This is almost too much to believe! We got an actual question from a listener!

Well, to show you how much you all mean to us, here you are. Two questions in one episode! You lucky bastards!!!


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Episode 36: Let Me Hold A Dollar

February 12th, 2016

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As surely as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, so man looks to the horizon in search of answers. But, as the horizon is unable to provide any answers because, well... it's simply a concept describing the edge of what we can see rather than a sentient being that can offer insight, advice, or... well, anything, we have stepped forth to fill the gap. Allow us to full you with our wisdom.

If you have a question for us, then reach out.
Call us at (512) 666-R.A.N.T. or at The_Film_Thugs on Skype.
You can add us on Twitter or Facebook by clicking on either one of the banners to the side, or clicking the words Twitter or Facebook.

We even have a YouTube channel that you can reach by, once again, clicking a banner or the word YouTube.

If you want to help support the show, you can do that by going to our Patreon page. Guess what? Click the banner or the word Patreon!

We truly are everywhere.


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Episode 35: Orange Crush

February 10th, 2016


The path to enlightenment is fraught with distractions, pitfalls, and detours. Many have found it, many have lost themselves, many have found something that appears to be it, but in reality is nonsense. Rather than leave the weary traveler to his or her own devices, to strike out into the darkness with little to guide them, we have decided to intervene and offer help to the helpless, hope to the hopeless, and a clues to the clueless.
We wish nothing more than to spread the seed of our knowledge far and wide. Won't you listen for just a moment?

If you have a question for us, then reach out.
Call us at (512) 666-R.A.N.T. or at The_Film_Thugs on Skype.
You can add us on Twitter or Facebook by clicking on either one of the banners to the side, or clicking the words Twitter or Facebook.

We even have a YouTube channel that you can reach by, once again, clicking a banner or the word YouTube.

If you want to help support the show, you can do that by going to our Patreon page. Guess what? Click the banner or the word Patreon!

We truly are everywhere.



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Episode 34: Monster Apology

February 8th, 2016


As the first human who looked across the great plains and decided to set forth to discover new lands we too are dedicated to exploitation. As those brave souls set out against the harshness of nature we sit comfortably in an air conditioned room. As they risked their lives to experience the vastness of existence we answer questions that nobody asked. Once again, we return to sow our wisdom seeds.

If you have a question for us, then reach out.
Call us at (512) 666-R.A.N.T. or at The_Film_Thugs on Skype.
You can add us on Twitter or Facebook by clicking on either one of the banners to the side, or clicking the words Twitter or Facebook.

We even have a YouTube channel that you can reach by, once again, clicking a banner or the word YouTube.

If you want to help support the show, you can do that by going to our Patreon page. Guess what? Click the banner or the word Patreon!

We truly are everywhere.

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Episode 33: The Ungroundable

February 5th, 2016

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The world is full of magical mysteries, puzzles unsolved since ancient history. Where does the sun hide at night? Did people really use to live in black and white? Is the world round? Is it flat? How come no one can tell you that? What's with islands? Get more land! What's with deserts? Get less sand! What is Alaska? Who is Brazil? Isn't a volcano just an angry hill?
Join us on our quest to answer these and many more questions.

If you have a question for us, then reach out.
Call us at (512) 666-R.A.N.T. or at The_Film_Thugs on Skype.
You can add us on Twitter or Facebook by clicking on either one of the banners to the side, or clicking the words Twitter or Facebook.

We even have a YouTube channel that you can reach by, once again, clicking a banner or the word YouTube.

If you want to help support the show, you can do that by going to our Patreon page. Guess what? Click the banner or the word Patreon!

We truly are everywhere.



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Episode 32: Oh Baby You, You Got What I Need…

February 3rd, 2016

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As surely as the sun rises in the east and sets in the west, so man looks to the horizon in search of answers. But, as the horizon is unable to provide any answers because, well... it's simply a concept describing the edge of what we can see rather than a sentient being that can offer insight, advice, or... well, anything, we have stepped forth to fill the gap. Allow us to full you with our wisdom.

If you have a question for us, then reach out.
Call us at (512) 666-R.A.N.T. or at The_Film_Thugs on Skype.
You can add us on Twitter or Facebook by clicking on either one of the banners to the side, or clicking the words Twitter or Facebook.

We even have a YouTube channel that you can reach by, once again, clicking a banner or the word YouTube.

If you want to help support the show, you can do that by going to our Patreon page. Guess what? Click the banner or the word Patreon!

We truly are everywhere.

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Episode 31: Suh Jealous

February 1st, 2016

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The path to enlightenment is fraught with distractions, pitfalls, and detours. Many have found it, many have lost themselves, many have found something that appears to be it, but in reality is nonsense. Rather than leave the weary traveler to his or her own devices, to strike out into the darkness with little to guide them, we have decided to intervene and offer help to the helpless, hope to the hopeless, and a clues to the clueless.
We wish nothing more than to spread the seed of our knowledge far and wide. Won't you listen for just a moment?

If you have a question for us, then reach out.
Call us at (512) 666-R.A.N.T. or at The_Film_Thugs on Skype.
You can add us on Twitter or Facebook by clicking on either one of the banners to the side, or clicking the words Twitter or Facebook.

We even have a YouTube channel that you can reach by, once again, clicking a banner or the word YouTube.

If you want to help support the show, you can do that by going to our Patreon page. Guess what? Click the banner or the word Patreon!

We truly are everywhere.


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